Shrek Butcher Cuts

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A mature male Shrek tips the scales between 480–600 lbs hanging weight, with females ("Fionas") running slightly leaner. The hide is thick — up to ¾ inch at the shoulders — and must be removed before inspection. Note the distinctive greenish-yellow subcutaneous fat layer, which carries a sharp, sulfurous aromatics profile. This is normal. Do not call animal control.Yield estimate: Expect 55–60% usable meat from a well-finished Shrek, lower if the animal spent significant time in a swamp environment (swamp-raised Shreks tend toward moisture-heavy muscle fibers).

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A mature male Shrek tips the scales between 480–600 lbs hanging weight, with females ("Fionas") running slightly leaner. The hide is thick — up to ¾ inch at the shoulders — and must be removed before inspection. Note the distinctive greenish-yellow subcutaneous fat layer, which carries a sharp, sulfurous aromatics profile. This is normal. Do not call animal control.Yield estimate: Expect 55–60% usable meat from a well-finished Shrek, lower if the animal spent significant time in a swamp environment (swamp-raised Shreks tend toward moisture-heavy muscle fibers).